A BOURNEMOUTH club which serves £1000 cocktails has had its licence revoked after some 'bally good laughs' went a little over the top.
One of the revellers at The Studio and Priva was 23-year-old trainee stockbroker Tarquin Winterbourne-Smythe. He told us: "It all started when Riggers suggested we try something a little bit stronger than their wonderful Cab Sauv. So he ordered us these whizzy cocktails, which were the most fantastic colours. All hell broke loose then, I tell you."
"Charlie couldn't really handle his drink, so he was the first to go. He tripped over a chair on his way to the loo, and chipped his Rolex. He was awfully upset, and vowed never to drink again. I'll believe that when I see it."
"Anyway, so me and Riggers and the boys then went out into the town, and wow, did we have some fun. Northey dared me to run into the sea naked, and I thought 'Cripes, no, it's February'. I didn't go in in the end, but we did have a right laugh there. I think the problem they had with things was when we started throwing burning £10 notes at a homeless man, but that's just harmless hijinks."
Meanwhile, a spokesman for Bournemouth Council said "We have taken the decision to revoke the licence of the premises due to some unacceptable behaviour by its patrons which they have not tried to rein in at all. A group of people acting like upper class twits in public is not something this town needs. Well, except when the Tory party conference comes to town."
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