Monday, 21 February 2011

Coalition Introduces Internet-Friendly Petrol Prices

THE GOVERNMENT is trialling what it calls 'internet-friendly' at a petrol station in Poole.
The station, at Fleetsbridge Tesco, will no longer display prices in pence. Instead, it will use internet acronyms and memes.  A spokesman said: "This new pricing structure will help people who don't know numbers, but do know Facebook".
Because that's what the government does when you buy petrol
Picture: Bournemouth Echo

To help, we have introduced a conversion guide for you:

Under 100p: YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
100p - 105p: PMSL
105p - 110p: LMAO
110p - 115p: LOL
115p - 120p: OMG
120p - 125p: WTF?
125p - 130p: BBQ
130p - 135p: FFFFUUUUUU
135p - 140p: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
140p - 150p: U MAD
150p and over: IT'S OVER 9000!

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