Homeless Man in Student Flat 'Shocked by Quality of Food'

A HOMELESS man found eating in a student flat has spoken out at the 'appalling' quality of the food he stole. The man, who sneaked into the building un-noticed, was in the flat for 20 minutes, during which he ate a Pot Noodle, and the leftovers from dinner the previous night. He said both were very much below par: "The Pot Noodle was bad enough. Really, I can't understand why anyone would eat it. It tasted of...well, nothing, and was undercooked. As for the other stuff. I've eaten tastier things off the pavement. It was absolutely appalling."
 

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"The service was bad. I had to wait nearly half an hour before anyone noticed me, and when they did, they were so rude. I just upped and left. I didn't pay of course. I would not recommend it to anyone."

The student who owned the flat, meanwhile, defended her food: "There was nothing wrong with it, I eat it all the time. It may not be up to Michelin star standards, but we cater for tramps who want to break in and have a hearty meal, not royalty."

"I'm sorry this gentleman was unhappy, but let's face it. You break into a student apartment for food, and you're going to be disappointed."