Homeless Man in Student Flat 'Shocked by Quality of Food'

A HOMELESS man found eating in a student flat has spoken out at the 'appalling' quality of the food he stole.

Pokesdown Station Mural to Remind People They Live in Pokesdown

A MURAL set to be placed on the wall of Pokesdown rail station has been revealed today as a reminder to people that they live in Pokesdown.

"We Need Those to Feed People" say Council who Arrested Girls for Picking Daffodils

THREE GIRLS arrested for picking flowers in a park in Poole were today told by the council that they had taken food away from the borough's residents.

Council will help Japan by 'removing top floor of reactor'

BOURNEMOUTH Council yesterday offered assistance to Japanese authorities at the stricken Fukushima nuclear power plant by suggesting it solve all the problems by demolishing the top floor of the No 1 reactor, replacing it with a roof terrace.

Bournemouth Council Gives Up Saving Money for Lent

BOURNEMOUTH council announced yesterday, at a lavish champagne and caviar party, that it will be giving up saving money and spending wisely for Lent this year.

Poole Council to recycle Lib Dem councillors

POOLE COUNCIL has announced that a proposed £5m recycling centre on the Nuffield Estate will also be used to recycle Liberal Democrat councillors.

Everyone Misses Out on Preferred School

AS CHILDREN across the town receive letters telling them which secondary school they will attend, it has been revealed that none of them will be attending a decent school.

Dorset highway chief 'unable to drive new car on roads'

THE MAN responsible for overseeing the upkeep of Dorset's roads yesterday admitted he would not drive his new Bentley in Dorset due to the risk of damaging it.