Friday, 21 September 2012

"Pretty please with a cherry on top, clean that flat" Council tells Landlords

The results of a council survey into living conditions in private rented accommodation in Boscombe have come in, and prompted the council to reach out to private landlords, promising to be their best friend forever if they cleaned them up.


Thursday, 13 September 2012

'Superclub' Plans Turn Everyone into Old People

Newly unveiled plans to merge two of Bournemouth nightclubs into one 'Superclub' have caused everyone over the age of 25 to morph into pensioners.

Monday, 3 September 2012

"No planes, no tourists" - Bournemouth's Overnight Transformation

RESIDENTS of Bournemouth were in shock this morning, as the town seemed to have made a miraculous transformation overnight.